Even when I’m not dating online anymore, I just can’t seem to escape from the horribleness of online pick-up attempts (and fails).
And honestly, who would want to? This stuff is FUNNY you guys, and even more so now that it’s happening to someone else and not me.
So I am shamelessly re-sharing the following lines, gifted to me from a couple of my lovely and brave female friends still navigating that black abyss that is OkCupid, Tinder, etc… (A big thank you to J and L for providing these gems.)
– “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.” (Is this a joke?)
– “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” (Please tell me this one is a joke.)
– “You should be orbiting around my center of gravity. instead pretty as you are.” (You aren’t good at science, huh?)
And this text between L and I:
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So yeah… it’s a rough world out there for the online daters indeed. But have faith and please continue to find amusement in the ridiculousness of people.
And to my brave friends, please keep sending me these beautiful disasters.